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Posted: Sep 26th, 2005 at 09:18 pm
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i posted this maybe four years ago (here) and finally found it again.
name: jason raney
rank: E-3, but i guess i made it to eagle scout.
occupation: chef
political affiliation: none
music: yes, please
class: 8th level drummer
birth order: second
homeland: brookings, sd
alignment: chaotic nuetral
guild affiliation: none
hit points: 53
armor class: -2 (vans of defense, mythril sweatshirt)
possessions:
picolo snare drum of quickness (+4 to all drum rolls), earth ride (+3 to paradiddles and double paradiddles vs. effects of alcohol)
drumsticks of the player (+5% to music and cunnilingus related skill rolls)
special abilities:
internet gaming 62%
find bandmates 23%
wind up at party without ride 88%
borrow money from drunk friend 98%
wake up with little sleep 56%
think of pretty good restaurant to go to 64%
flirt with anonymous female 46%
flirt with known female 22%
change subject of conversation 72%
find secret door 25%
locate quality porn on kazaa 13%
fall asleep 24% (+75% in physics class)
berate public official 98%
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